The Allied Separatists of Separatist Allies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ally Separatist with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 18.523 billion Separatists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alliance. The average income tax rate is 14.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Separatist economy, worth a remarkable 2,490 trillion Separatist Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,464 Separatist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, they say that Separatists made a dessert and called it peace, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Separatist Allies's national animal is the Ally Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Separatist Allies is ranked 16,478^th in the world and 1,019^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 100,718.34 Standard Monetary Units.